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Former President Clinton has breakdown during completely fair and balanced interview, 3 dead

Video footage of the interview reveals a psychopathic Clinton in a raging quest for human blood

New York — In a tragic display of evil personified by a Democrat, former President Clinton defended his handling of the threat posed by Osama bin Laden and went on a murderous rampage during a combative interview on “Fox News Sunday.” Three Fox News employees, including esteemed journalist Chris Wallace, were found dead at the scene of the interview several hours after it took place.

Police say that the former President has not yet been apprehended but a nationwide manhunt is taking place. Officials are currently studying the raw footage of the interview-turned-rampage.

“That’s the different in me and some, including all the right-wingers who are attacking me now,” Clinton said during the interview. “Those motherfuckers didn’t do shit and goddamn you for even asking me that question, cunt.”

Clinton accused Wallace of “a conservative hit job” and eventually began to repeateadly threaten the Fox News anchor with threats of physical violence by brandishing a switchblade and even producing a 9mm handgun.

He told Wallace, “And you got that little smirk on your face and you think you’re so fucking clever. I’m going to wipe that smirk right off your motherfucking face right now, fucker.”

“All I did was ask a question! A legitimate news question, I think!” Wallace pleaded to Clinton during his last contribution to the interview. “How is this a hit job? Oh Jesus, you can’t hold me accountable for what my viewers want me to ask you! Please, you know they hate you! I had no choice!”

Also among the dead are a cameraman and technical producer who have not been named.

Roger Ailes, chairman and chief executive officer of Fox News, later said that Clinton’s response to Chris Wallace’s questions represents “an assault on all journalists. He must be hunted down. Justice must be served.”